When writing a biography it is important to talk about the person whose biography it is that one is writing about. This biography will follow that important facet of biography writing.

David was born in June of 1976 on a beautiful autumn day. His mother was particularly pleased with the birth because she had been pregnant with him for slightly over 17 months. After his birth David did a lot of drooling and crapping for several years. Then he went to nursery school which, after excelling in, he followed up with by going to not only kindergarten but also to elementary school.

Middle school for David was the time in the middle of elementary school and high school.

The high school years were filled with all kinds of wonderful stories, but due to the drugs Dave would later due in college, he can no longer remember any of them.

Binghamton University was where Dave went to college. He left college with a degree in Political Science after he wrote his award winning thesis, "Politics: Like the Giant Maid in Spaceballs, it both Sucks and Blows".

With no job or prospects for a job in sight, Dave began his voyage as a comedian in June of 1998. He has since performed at comedy clubs all over the East Coast, highlighted by the clubs in New York City such as Carolines, The Comedy Cellar and Gotham Comedy Club. Some would say that Dave has already accomplished enough in comedy and should retire a happy man. Others would say he has not accomplished anything and has become a listless dreamer who will never realize his full potential. Those people would be his parents. Regardless of who is correct, Dave will continue to talk to large groups of drunken people for very little money as long as his car doesn't breakdown.